Hiatus

HI everyone,


       Due to personal schedualing, Jake will be putting Oritune on Hiatus for 3 weeks. Don't worry this isn't like Homestar Runner where we take a break and never return, We will be back. see you all in a while.

The Many Perceptions of men

Happy Birthday Mom

So, today is my mothers birthday. So I took one of her favorite animals and her favorite Disney character and smashed them together.

Everyone say hello to...PANDABELL!! She's the mascot of the new Disney Beijing park.

Mario is A Blood

Espurr

This is an excerpt from a review of Pokemon X, and it inspired this comic.

The Pokémon world is without a doubt a cartoony and pleasant place filled with generally pleasing Poké people. Its neighbors and friends promote ideals of fairness and being kind to everyone and everything around you. But it also boasts an Eastern-influenced fantasy mindset (mysticism) and ever-evolving (in some cases demonic-looking) creatures. 

Every Man's Worst Fear.

They All Have a Major Problem

From left to right Sean Bean (Hollywood's most killed lead star) Rory Williams (The Last Centurion from Doctor Who) and the Winchesters (Sam and Dean each die once a season in their show Supernatural)

Nutella

Deadpool

This comic was actually written by Gerry Duggan, the writer of Marvel's Deadpool.

Chilling

The LIbrary

Lemons

Breaking Ad

I have never seen so much product placement in a TV show before.

Breaking Bad: Revised

Hello dear readers,

Last week I post a comic about breaking bad (see below). It was posted with the caption "This is why I won't watch Breaking Bad". At the time of the comics creation I had never seen an episode of Breaking Bad. and in the two weeks between creation and posting, not only did I cave and start watching the show, I also watched EVERY SINGLE EPISODE from pilot to Finale. This show truly is the most addicting TV show of all time. Don't start watching it or you'll get hooked and you'll lose whole days. Kinda like meth addiction.  Anyway, congrats to Vince Gilligan on all his awards, and I look forward to your next project.

School

Cheetos

Breaking Bad

This is why I won't start watching the show.

Like This Comic

Charity

Fashion Trends

New Logo

Here's our new logo. It was stitched together with loving care by Jake.

The Yellow Knight

Learn this lesson well.

Pit Bull

So...this happened to me the other day.

Treason!

The streets will run red with the blood of Zack and Chris.

Ani

Something tells me this had to have happened sometime during the building of the Deathstar.

Remember 9/11

                                                     

12 years ago today an attack was made on this nation. Four planes were hijacked by terrorist. Two were sent careening  into the World Trade Center buildings. One was flown into the Pentagon, and the fourth was crashed by the brave passengers of the flight, who overtook the terrorist and sacrificed their lives to save many others.  This act of terror sent our nation into a state of panic, we rushed into a war which was drawn out, and misguided. Yes, some good did come out of the war by means of the deaths of terrorist leaders that headed up the attacks, yet many American soldiers have been taken from us by this, and many innocent civilians were caught in the cross hairs.

Now we stand at the precipice of another war. I beseech our leaders, do not continue the violence. 12 years of war is enough. We need time to let our wounds heal, and sending our people back into the fray will in no way help us get over the pain of the previous round of violence.  We have seen what happens when we try to force ourselves on these people. They reject us and it will only cause more bloodshed. These people will fight each other no matter what we do, and giving them weapons will only make the death toll rise. It is best we keep ourselves out of the spot light. I call for the US to fade into the background, and stop being this planet's police force. We don’t even have our own house in order; we have no right telling other countries what is right.

I know that, even after over a decade, it can still seem like yesterday those twin towers fell, but we should memorialize, move on, and focus on those who had deep personal loss that day. I dedicate this post to the friends and families of the thousands of civilians, the first responders, and the passengers of the hijacked flights. This is a time we should come together around these people, not the war room.

Why?!

This comes from a conversation I had with a friend a while ago.

Culson Comes back

In Avengers Nick Fury wiped Culson's blood on his priceless Captain America trading cards. He did this to help motivate Captain America to "avenge" Culson. We thought Culson was dead until the trailer for the new shield TV show came out.  Culson is alive and kicking. Which means he'll be wanting his cards back.

Culson's Obsession

Agent Culson has always had a sarcastic sense of humor, but more often than not he plays the straight man. What gets Culson so excited that he loses his cool? Captain America.

Nun-Chucks

Here's another pun Comic. It's and old joke but most people just photo shop chuck Norris's face onto a couple nuns. I decided to draw my own.

Poor Nina

This is for all the Full Metal Alchemist fans out there. Basically in this one episode the main characters of the show get to know a man named Tucker. Tucker's Specialty is creating chimeras (multi-species combinations). Under a strict deadline from the government Tucker panics to create a new chimera, but the brothers are shocked to find Tucker combined his young daughter, Nina, with the family dog, Alexander, (both of which we, the audience, are encouraged to grow attached to). It is probably the saddest moment in the series, because once turned into a chimera there is no way to turn back, and it is a miserable existence. Bellow is a link that shows the scene I'm talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa0eN6wslFA

Alex's Gift

I drew this for my friend's birthday. He is an amazing artist. So, no one makes art for him, because we know it won't compare to what he can do. 

SAND!!!!!!!

Yes, I know, two weeks ago I scolded prequel haters, but I don't hate this scene. I'm just pointing out that he really HATES sand. For context follow the link below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi5jjXTPtyY

Quitting Cold Turkey

Oh yes a pun. Don't worry the quality of these comics will improve. The jokes however will not.

Good Ol' George Lucas

This is a parody of the very first Peanuts Comic. I figured it would be appropriate for my first comic as well.

Honestly, why do the same people that grew up loving Lucas, hate him now?  Nothing has changed those movies were always awful  but we loved them anyway. Lucas didn't ruin the Star Wars series with the prequels, Star Wars has always been poorly written and filled with plot holes. We don't love Star Wars for the writing we love it for a fun and camp of it all, and I'll bet in twenty years we'll love the new trilogy just as much as the old one.

P.S. if you don't believe me about the camp of the original trilogy, one word...Ewoks.